If Nirvana were a hotel, I would buy timeshare shares to travel two weeks out of every year, take a non-addictive psychotropic pill to love others, plants, and pelicans in thongs and waxing. Half a century ago, Harvard University abruptly ended Timothy Leary's polychrome project and I think they even took away his professorship, in addition to canceling the utopian vacation at the Catalina Hotel.
There is a reason why Paradise at the end of Stephen King's story that gave rise to The Shawshank Redemption is located in Zi-hua-ta-ne-jo.